Minor obsession

I freaking love this dress

21 more days....

until the end of engagement season.

Thank god!

This is not to say that I'm not truly happy for all my friends who got engaged since Thanksgiving, but if I have to congratulate one more friend on her engagement, I might snap.  Especially if she's younger than me.  I swear, if one of my younger acquaintances posts their engagment on facebook in the next 21 days, they should expect a comment of "Congrats bitch, I hope you rot in hell."

I know, I am an awful friend, but seriously?  I have a quota of people who can get engaged within a 3 month period and I can genuinely be happy for.  This quota has been surpassed... by about 5 couples. 

To all of my friends who have chosen a more unique time to get engaged, THANK YOU!  (everyone one of your unengaged/married girlfriends thanks you too even if she hasn't told you)

Hello World

Hello everyone!

Not to sound completely vain, but I decided awhile ago that sometimes I have some really amazing/terrible ideas that should really be released on the unsuspecting public.  Some of these ideas I've told to close friends, much to their amusement, but realized if they were ever attributed back to me, I would ruin my carefully constructed image.  But here they are, the unfiltered inner musings.  

Enjoy....