until the end of engagement season.
Thank god!
This is not to say that I'm not truly happy for all my friends who got engaged since Thanksgiving, but if I have to congratulate one more friend on her engagement, I might snap. Especially if she's younger than me. I swear, if one of my younger acquaintances posts their engagment on facebook in the next 21 days, they should expect a comment of "Congrats bitch, I hope you rot in hell."
I know, I am an awful friend, but seriously? I have a quota of people who can get engaged within a 3 month period and I can genuinely be happy for. This quota has been surpassed... by about 5 couples.
To all of my friends who have chosen a more unique time to get engaged, THANK YOU! (everyone one of your unengaged/married girlfriends thanks you too even if she hasn't told you)
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